Twilight (ou Fascination)

"So then I was like AVADA KEDAVRA

and he was like *dead*"

Voldemort

"Thanks to Twilight, now if the certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he is a vampire and that he is polite enough to try to resist to my blod."

"Twilight movie: miss it, die!"

"You're not jealous of Bella Swan?... Liar."

"I'm pale like a vampire =D [you know you're jealous]"

"Vampires are better than pirates and ninjas"

"Edwart Cullen: raising the standarts for futur boyfriends"

"Death: #1 killer in the USA, tell your friends"

"You cheated on me?... When I specifically asked you not to?"

"Laughter (n): when a smile has an orgasm"

"In my version of the story, Bella dies and Edwart ends up loving me"

"Edwart Cullen brings sexy back since 1901"

"TEAM EDWART: because we wished all guys were this perfect"

"I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that Edwart Cullen is a fictional character."

"Smart men read Twilight and take notes!"

"I'm with the vampires"

"Twilight = porm for women..."

"SHIT! I've fallen in love with a fictional vampire"

"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"

"Do you want to do that part?"

"You haven't read Twilight? Go shoot yourself in the foot."

"Stupid, shiny, volvo owner..."

"I loved Vampires before Twilight"

"Yes, Me and my friend argue over guys in books!"

Citations de tout genre, mais surtout, homage a Twilight, merci a Julie qui m'a fait decouvrir ce livre... *Love*